Keep It Comin’ Love: Motown’s Pay Day
Plug in the earphones, click play, wait a beat, then read. Or you might be left out…
By Gunnar Heinrich
WOW! This party’s really loud! Whew! Is that Southern Comfort?
Anyway…Anyway… listen…no,no,no I hate that $#!&…anyway… listen up!
Did you hear?! Detroit got its pay out! Thirteen Point Four Billion! Yeah, everyone’s talking about it! The President just signed off…
So, someone needs to tell the D.J. to stay, cuz this party’s gonna keep on rollin’! Through the New Year at least…
And you know what!? If we go a li’l crazy – Oh, yeah! That’s right! Ha Ha – and the tank runs a li’l dry, there’ll be Four Billion more where that came from! YEAAAH! Show me some love!!
Ha Ha, You know what we need?
WE need to buy a BOATLOAD of blow and invite the rest of Detroit! And we gotta send some to those guys @ the Freep.
They could really use the lift!
Because you know why?
No, no, put it down – I told you I hate that $#!&.
Because, because, one good stimulant deserves another. And President Bush really wants his free trade deal with Colombia.
About the Author: Gunnar Heinrich is publisher of Automobiles De Luxe online and is executive producer of the Automobiles De Luxe Television series on PBS member station CPTV.
